Questionable

I think I just viewed one of the weirdest things I have ever stumbled on...it is not too suprising that it is on a site which talks about all these weird things that come from Asians. The thing is called "The Ultimate Fart Silencer" which already rings certain bells in my mind.

The gagdet is a small plastic tube with one of the ends open and the other end has a bunch of holes. To use it, people "are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming"...ok, first off, when people feel a fart coming, the embarassing part is that they can not hold it in. It is not likely that people can randomly feel some gas coming and are able to run off to, hopefully, some secluded place to pull down their pants and stick a tube up their butt. It would make more sense if people were just instructed to keep it in there while they are in public. That does not seem comfortable to me, but I guess if I was repeat offender of farting in public I wouldn't mind dealing with that to avoid embarassment..

Another thing they suggest it to spray some perfume or other favored scents into a cotton ball and stick it in the tube to the side with the holes in order to block the smell as well. Don't you think it would be really weird if randomly a perfume smell mixed with other great smells just came out of nowhere while you were standing in a crowd? I am suprised they did not suggest sticking potpourri in there.
See for yourself: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/12/29/ultimate-fart-silencer/

My Thoughts Exactly

As finals are coming up, I am beginning to worry whether or not I will be able to get myself to start studying. It is funny how when you have no work or obligations, and find yourself sitting on the computer and just going through random stuff on the Internet for example, you get bored and complain of having nothing to do, but when you actually have work to do, you can distract yourself from it with random things and activities. Therefore, getting no work done because you wasting so much of your time doing stupid stuff.

Or maybe that is just a problem for me and the rest of the population with attention deficit disorders. It does not seem so funny when it comes close to the time that work is due.

This sums it up: http://www.buzzfeed.com/asperusual/flowchart-are-you-prepared-for-finals-4esv

Funny Stuff

So randomly stumbled on this blog called Dysfunctional Bachelor a while ago, but I did not decide to share it cause I did not think it was too exciting. But, now, after checking it almost everytime I go on my computer, I have decided that yeaa, it is a good source of entertainment. Some guy named Tanc writes it about randome stuff he thinks about and his life as an actor in Los Angeles.

And so, I don't really know what else I could really say about his blog other than that there are plenty of funny posts as you go through..so if you get bored like I do on the computer, here is another place to go (which is a lot more entertaining than this, I am sure).

Link: http://dysfunctionalbachelor.wordpress.com/

For my boredom

I stumbled on a new site that I can waste a lot of time on notalwaysromantic.com

I went through all of the 20 pages wasting almost 3 hours of my life going through funny stories...and then I decided to go through a related site after: notalwaysright.com but after going through a few pages I realized there was no way I could go through all of those, considering that there were more than 700 pages.

So I guess as of now, I found a new way to waste time if I'm ever bored sitting on my computer.

For those wanting to cleanup their facebook for job hunting..

This made me laugh out loud: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2011/08/how-to-properly-hide-booze-in-your-facebook-pictures/

We're All Gonna Die!

Maybe this should be a reason to stope stumbling on the web when I'm bored...http://health-benefits.info/health/danger-of-sitting-too-long-can-cause-cancer.html

Revenge

This person was very smart in the way he or she got back at coworkers for stealing food. Maybe I should have tried something like this when my roommates last year were stealing all my food...except I don't know whether they would care or not, but it is perfect for an office setting.
Future reference: http://twentytwowords.com/2011/11/02/epic-revenge-on-office-food-stealers/